More Dogness, Less Sissyness

Here’s Alpo’s brilliant new campaign. Doggie massages and “french inspired canine cuisine” have always been stupid. Trust me – he hates those cute slippers and matching hat, he feels ridiculous. That’s NOT the point of a dog. Let him run around, smell like hell and give him some beefcake.

Other than the mockery of the stupidity of treating dogs like Cabbage Patch kid dolls, I like how the brand brings you back to earth. I guess with this economy less people have the chance to pay $375 for their chihuahua to get a manicure… purses especially made for puppies as accessories were starting to become all too common.

Dogs want leftovers, TV and a trip to the dog park once in a while. That’s it.

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2 Responses to “More Dogness, Less Sissyness”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    doggy Yoga! (and a silly face)….wtf?…..And this is why people that made money are broke now!…. My dog gets food, a walk, and some play time like he LOVES it… No need for yoga… He’d probably bite me if I ever take him to one of those spas…. Let dogs be dogs again!

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Me encanta, que estemos tomando este nuevo giro en la publicidad en donde nos hace pensar lo que necesita nuestro perro y claramente nos hace pensar en lo tontos que nos hemos vuelto

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